Walter wife on her cycle ran over

Jeff Dunham:
[about having his luggage hand checked at Burbank airport] Now, they have these swabs, and they swab whatever it is they're looking at.

They then take the piece of material, they put it in the analyzer, it then checks to see if your stuff has come into contact with anything dangerous; chemicals, whatever. So the guy has Peanut in one hand, swab in the other.

Walter wife on her cycle ran over

Walter wife on her cycle ran over her husband

Walter wife on her cycle ran over her girlfriend

Walter wife on her cycle ran over her dog

Walter wife on her cycle ran over her boyfriend

This is all true; it's too stupid to make up.

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
He could have swabbed Peanut on the head, on the foot, no. In front of God and everybody, he swabs his butt, just like that.

[pantomimes, to roars of laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
I know it's only a puppet, but I work with the guy.

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
There's a relationship here.

And I'm sitting there watching this, and the first thing I find myself thinking is "You sick bastard!"

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
"What the hell? Why are you wiping my friend's butt?"

[laughter]

Jeff Dunham:
He the